Only in America ..do drugstores make
the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only in America ..do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in America ..do banks leave both
doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ..do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America..do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
Only in America ..do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they
do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?
the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only in America ..do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in America ..do banks leave both
doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ..do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America..do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
Only in America ..do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they
do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?
